Arrr, so today be International Talk Like a Pirate day. If I be tellin' ye the truth, enjoy this day I did. Ne'er before have I participated in the festivities, but this year thar be rum a-plenty and a good dose of piratitude among me hearties.
If ye's were unaware or disinclined to take part in Talk Like a Pirate Day, forget it not next year, or ye'll be walkin' th' plank at the tip o' me cutlass! So, grab yer bonnie lass and yer grog and Talk Like a Pirate, lest ye be keelhauled! Arrr!
If ye can't wait to fill ye holds with swag, th' whisper on the wind says that somethin' is a'comin'. Roll out th' cannons and prepare for battle!